Want to add humor to your conversations or simply need a good laugh after a long day? These cheesy pick-up lines are sure to make people burst out laughing—or at least groan. We’ve prepared a list of some of the cheesiest, funniest, and most outrageous pick-up lines in the world. Here are 40 pick-up lines in English and six other languages: Spanish, French, German, Italian, Japanese, and Portuguese.
Disclaimer: This is at your own peril! These lines may impress someone—or make them flee!
Pick-Up Lines in English
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
Piropos in Spanish
- “¿Tienes un mapa? Porque me perdí en tus ojos.” Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes.
- “Si fueras una lágrima, no lloraría por miedo a perderte.” If you were a tear, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
- “¿Eres mago? Porque cada vez que te miro, el resto desaparece.” Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- “¿Tienes un nombre o puedo llamarte mío?” Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- “Eres como el sol: iluminas todo a tu paso.” You’re like the sun; you light up everything in your path.
Pick-Up Lines in French
- “Es-tu un voleur? Parce que tu as volé mon cœur.” Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
- “Tu dois être fatigué parce que tu trottes dans mes pensées toute la journée.” You must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my head all day.
- “Si tu étais une fleur, tu serais la plus belle du jardin.” If you were a flower, you would be the most beautiful one in the garden.
- “Est-ce que tu as un pansement? Parce que je viens de me blesser en tombant pour toi.” Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
- “Excuse-moi, j’ai perdu mon numéro de téléphone, je peux avoir le tien?” Excuse me, I lost my phone number; can I have yours?
Pick-Up Lines in German
- “Bist du ein Zauberer? Immer wenn ich dich anschaue, verschwinden alle anderen.” Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- “Hast du eine Karte? Ich habe mich in deinen Augen verirrt.” Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
- “Ich bin kein Fotograf, aber ich kann uns zusammen sehen.” I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- “Du musst der Grund sein, warum es so heiß hier ist.” You must be the reason it’s so hot in here.
- “Bist du aus Zucker? Weil du so süß bist.” Are you made of sugar? Because you’re so sweet.
Pick-Up Lines in Italian
- “Sei un mago? Perché ogni volta che ti guardo, il resto del mondo scompare.” Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.
- “Sei fatta di zucchero? Perché sei dolcissima.” Are you made of sugar? Because you’re very sweet.
- “Sei un angelo? Perché mi sento al settimo cielo quando sono con te.” Are you an angel? Because with you, I feel like being in seventh heaven.
- “Ti sei fatta male quando sei caduta dal cielo?” Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- “Ciao, sono un ladro, e sono qui per rubarti il cuore.” Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Pick-Up Lines in Japanese
- “君は魔法使い？ 君を見ると他の人が消えるんだ。” Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- “君を見ていると、どうしても笑顔になっちゃう。” Whenever I look at you, I can’t help but smile.
- “君のためなら富士山も登れる。” I could climb Mount Fuji for you.
- “君って天使？だって君といると幸せだよ。” Are you an angel? Because I feel so happy when I’m with you.
- “君に会うために、この星に生まれてきた気がするよ。” I feel like I was born on this planet just to meet you.
Pick-Up Lines in Portuguese
- “Você é mágico? Porque toda vez que eu te vejo, o resto do mundo desaparece.” Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, the rest of the world disappears.
- “Se beleza fosse crime, você pegaria prisão perpétua.” If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
- “Você tem um mapa? Porque eu me perdi nos seus olhos.” Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes.
- “Você é feita de açúcar? Porque você é tão doce.” Are you made of sugar? Because you’re so sweet.
- “Eu não sou fotógrafo, mas posso te imaginar comigo.” I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you with me.
Tips for Using Cringy Pick-Up Lines
- Know Your Audience: Some people love a good laugh, while others might roll their eyes. Use with caution!
- Keep It Light: These lines are for fun! They work best when everyone can enjoy the joke.
- Be Prepared for Any Reaction: It’s a cheesy pick-up line, which might just work. They may laugh… or they may walk away.
